i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue
please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you
If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you
i just want to take a moment to congratulate the first week of november for somehow being the longest, and most compelling, part of the 500 years that has been 2020. what a ride.
Concept: I sleep over at your house, we wake up in each other’s arms and everything is perfect.
I pissed the bed and have to leave immediately leave a 20$ on the counter for laundry
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home
this is so sad alexa kill jeff bezos