red-mercer:

casualbaloth:

bacoose:

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

whatacatch:

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eightw:

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ok so i just returned thanks to destiel bc im TOO SHOOK

amazonrhinos:

i just want to take a moment to congratulate the first week of november for somehow being the longest, and most compelling, part of the 500 years that has been 2020. what a ride.

the simpsons is the millennial oracle of delphi

demonshauntingcomputers:

affectionatesuggestion:

Concept: I sleep over at your house, we wake up in each other’s arms and everything is perfect.

I pissed the bed and have to leave immediately leave a 20$ on the counter for laundry

babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

thequeerwithoutfear:

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

transgorebyss:

girls4thor:

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

this is so sad alexa kill jeff bezos

HW