Cande, from the Island of Misfit Toys, a weird kind of human. I reblog lots of things, mostly British stuff and fandoms and feelings and and and IT HURTS.
Make tea, not war.
i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

18 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 299,793 notes
breatheoutatlantis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.
His response was, “yeah, same.”


Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.

that is very cute

breatheoutatlantis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.

His response was, “yeah, same.”

Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.

that is very cute

26 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 153,601 notes

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

45 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 108,325 notes

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46 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 13,557 notes
plays

viva-la-assbutt:

Finally, a good quality version

46 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 2,191 notes

clarabows:

"I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princesses. All of us. Didn’t your father ever tell you that? Didn’t he?"

A Little Princess (1995)

47 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 5,318 notes

novaksass:

astronomer!dean finding a new cluster of stars and becoming fascinated with a certain blue one that outshines the others

astronomer!dean becoming freaked out when the star suddenly disappears one night, and frantically trying to search for it with his telescope until he hears a knock at the door

astronomer!dean opening his door to find a man with wild hair as black as the night and eyes bright with the same color as the star

47 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 4,614 notes

johnstached:

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47 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 13,507 notes
I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. We were so intimate once upon a time I can’t believe it now. I think that’s the strangest thing of all now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can’t imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven’t been.
Raymond Carver, Where I’m Calling From (via introv-erted)
52 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 9,712 notes

Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

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Supernatural

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Victorian

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Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

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But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

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The Power of a Supernatural Angel

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And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

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This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously

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52 minutes ago on April 19th | J | 35,951 notes